We operate a no nonsense returns policy on all our goods.
All our products are print on demand merchandise, which is to say we do not sell from stock, but always to order.
So if you order a 5XL t shirt in orange, then that's what we will make for you, Jaffa Boy.
Unless otherwise clearly stated, all the garments are true to the size stated in the provided guide charts.
If in doubt, drop us a line at email@example.com and we'll help solve the puzzle.
All our products are made from the best very raw materials, which is why we steadfastly focus on organic cottons, vegans inks, hell - even the packaging is plastic free - which explains why we don't sell promotional quality junk for half the price, as seen on eBay.
When your product is made, and then quality control checked, that's by an actual human being, earning above minimum wage, right here in Great Britain.
We don't provide any crazy guarantees, because wearing t shirts is generally a contact sport. You know not to boil or tumble dry stuff, because people who shop with Fakinel.com are not daft.
We look after people that subscribe to our mailing list by sending them zero junk, only occasional discount codes.
Should you simply change your mind, or realise that you have ordered the incorrect item, that is something we cannot guarantee to assist with, however we will do our very best to fix things. We're not monsters.